Monthly Archives: October 2007
As California Burns…
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A Real Estate Joke: Rated PG-13
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment “RENT FOR APARTMENT.”
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed note:
Dear Madam,
Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:
- #1 – It had never been occupied;
- #2 – There was plenty of heat; and
- #3 – It was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.
However, I found out that:
- #1 – It had been previously occupied,
- #2 – There wasn’t any heat, and
- #3 – It was entirely too large.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for $250 with the following note:
Dear Sir,
- #1 – I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
- #2 – As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
- #3 – Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.
Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.
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Thanks you to Al S. for sending this way.
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Kansas City Royals Have New Manager
The Kansas City Royals have hired a new manager by the name of Trey Hillman. He’s the guy pictured below celebrating a Japan Series win with the Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters. (Try saying that three times quickly with a straight face.)
Filed under Kansas City Sports
UMKC Communiversity Class On Real Estate Investing
On November 10th, 2007 I have been asked to teach a class on practical real estate investing here at the University of Missouri-Kansas City’s Communiversity. Communiversity is an adult outreach service of UMKC.
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Boston Legal To Take On Foreclosure Mess
I was speaking to a client today and the subject of his work on Boston Legal came up. I asked him when Alan Shore and Denny Crane were going to take on the whole real estate foreclosure mess that has been taking place.
There was a pause, and then he said “soon.” Seems Alan Shore is working up one of his passionate closings to expel the evils of banks, mortgage brokers and quite possibly real estate agents.
One of the reasons I like Boston Legal is because it takes on relevant current events. The show’s format and characters allow several points of view to come forward before the inevitable closing filled with emotion, un-arguable logic and conviction.
Since real estate, real estate investing and the current condition of the market are of great importance to me I cannot wait to see how Hollywood interprets this current condition we find ourselves in.
As noted, here in Kansas City, Tulsa, Dallas and other cities the market really isn’t that bad when compared to California, Arizona and Florida. I can’t wait to see what their view cooks up. And I’ll probably be siding with Denny Crane. 🙂
Filed under Personal Real Estate Opinions
College Basketball Experience: A Hall Of Fame For College Basketball
- Shoot baskets against a clock.
- Take free throws staring into the Illinois student section.
- Listen to the crowd groan when I missed a last second three for the win.
I passed on the dunking areas. Unless I can do it on the 10′ rim I don’t see the point. And that wasn’t going to happen. My heart raced, my breathing grew heavy and I worked up a sweat pretending I had any talent what-so-ever. After evaluating my performance, it’s no wonder Larry Brown didn’t spend any time recruiting me.
There are photos of everybody and anybody who has left their mark on college basketball. There are computer screens everywhere to hear from your favorite coaches. There are areas for the little ones to get into the game, too.
Make the trip to Kansas City and make sure you visit The College Basketball Experience. It is sure to be an attraction in our city that will bring folks from around the world that love college basketball.
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update: The College Basketball experience is still a total blast! Today I took my four kids ages 3 thru 15 and they all had great fun. Total cost for the five of us? $31.00. Reasonable for an hour and a half’s entertainment. The kids loved the display where you had 5 seconds to run to a spot and shoot before time expired.Â
As usual, I loved reading all the history on the walls. And with the Kansas Jayhawks winning the 2008 National Championship there were updated photos and trophies and everything. A big treat for a guy like me.
I love the history and present of college basketball. We all know I’m a nut for the Jayhawks. But people are constantly amazed at my knowledge about their schools, as well. Some people collect stamps. Some people build boats. I watch and read about college basketball. It’s a great experience.
Filed under Kansas City, Kansas City entertainment, Kansas City Sports
Borrowing To Get Out Of Debt?
I’ve been reading quite a bit lately and the blogs/newspaper articles that have been grabbing my attention all center around debt and consequences. And while this seemingly has nothing to do with real estate investing it does speak to the mindset of many of the people that you and I know. And the debt mindset has an effect on how much our money costs when we do borrow and filters down into every consumer item you and I touch.
(In the interest of full disclosure I am not now, nor have I ever been since the age of 18, debt free. Besides my houses I have a car payment and a couple of other miscellaneous debts. So I too am a part of the problem.)
Jeff Brown had an article yesterday talking about Social Security, the Boomer generation and the probable lack of funding for future generations. It’s a read definitely worth your time. And don’t forget to take a few minutes and go through the comments. You should also take the link jump over to Brian Brady’s blog and thoughts on the subject.
Then in today’s Opinion section of the Kansas City Star Lewis Diuguid has an op-ed piece that has some numbers I haven’t seen before;
- At the end of 2006 US residents owed $745 billion on general-purpose credit cards… up $34 billion from the previous year.
- The savings rate for 2006 was NEGATIVE 1%.
- 13% of all credit cards have balances of more than $25,000.
- The national debt now stands at $9,815 trillion.
Reading those numbers and knowing how our government works you cannot help but know that taxes will start going up to pay for a whole lot of people who chose cable television, SUV’s and lavish vacations over savings. (Not everyone, but a good many.)
Younger generations are headed for uncertain times in which they’ll be taxed to pay for their parents’ and grandparents’ retirements as well as having the additional burden of saving out of pocket for their own.
If the government continues to lower interest rates to prop up the ease of additional debt I’m really not sure with whom to be upset. The American population’s appetite for instant gratification has gotten us to a point were financial disaster looms for tens of millions. And with our own government so far in debt (can you conceptualize $10 trillion?) there is really no way they are going to be able to help. Not in a manner that doesn’t cost you and I a lot of cold hard cash…or maybe we’ll just pay our taxes with our credit cards.
Filed under Personal Real Estate Opinions

