Monthly Archives: May 2011

Good Bye, Paul Splittorff

I have many great memories of Paul Splittorff.  Sitting in Royals Stadium (before it was re-monikered “The K”) and watching that sweet left arm confound the damned Yankees is probably one of my favorites.  But I also got to shake his hand in Allen Field House shortly after he got done broadcasting a Kansas Jayhawks basketball game.  (Never quite sure how a Royals pitcher became the commentary guy for college basketball…but he did ok.)

I told Paul Splittorff then “Thanks for all the memories.”  He brushed it off and moved on.  I’ve also had the chance to say pretty much the exact same words to Freddie Patek and Frank White.  What else is there to say?  I miss those Royals.  True, they were good.  Really good.  ’76, ’77, ’78 & 1980.  Three Division Titles and one American League Pennant.  Paul and Freddie retired before the Royals won the ’85 World Series.  But in my mind, they were still apart of that tradition that helped the Royals to win it all.  Key building blocks, if you will.

Part of my childhood and teen age years died with Paul Splittorff yesterday.  I’m sure I’m not alone in Kansas City.

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Now What is HUD Up To?

Received by email today concerning a HUD owned home we have an accepted bid on;

PEMCO has reviewed your contract for the above referenced property and has approved it for signature; however, HUD has issued a stop work order in the State of Missouri.  This stop work order only impacts new contracts being assigned to the current HUD Closing Agent.  Once HUD has advised PEMCO to proceed with new assignments to the Closing Agent, we will execute your contract and email it out immediately. 

Please note the time allotted for closing does not start until PEMCO has executed your sales contract.  At this time, we are unsure of when the stop work order will be released.  We will continue to notify you as information becomes available.

So what does this mean, exactly?  No time frame what-so-ever?  You just get to keep the $1,000 EMD until you decide differently?   Hell of a way to run a business.    Oh, I forgot.  Government doesn’t know how to run a business yet constantly offers advice on how we should.

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Fannie Mae is Run by Idiots

Okay.  So now Fannie Mae has decided that they won’t take the contracts I’ve submitted because my buyer signed them with DocuSign.  Never mind that the US Government, who subsidizes Fannie and Freddie to the tune of billions and billions of our damn money, says that electronic signatures are legal.

Who runs that place and what kind of idiots are they?

And while I’m ranting, why did HUD decide to cut commissions on real estate agents?   Were we making too much money selling crap-hole houses at discounted prices where we have to FedEx everything  at $35 a pop because they too, a branch of the US Gov, won’t take electronic signatures?

Trump would have made lousy President.  No doubt.  But maybe he would have fired all these people!

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Buying Foreclosure Real Estate

Buying foreclosure real estate can be a real hassle.  Just viewing the properties can be dirty and a health risk and getting the right combo codes to the key boxes is sometimes comical.  Then there are the offers.  Some require supplemental bank documents before they’ll look at your offer and others won’t.

I sell about 30-40 foreclosure properties each and every year to clients looking to make money investing in real estate here in Kansas City.  Money is there to be made.  No doubt about it.  But make no mistake, there are tons of papers to sign and the bank addendums are only written to the favor of the seller.  If you don’t like it, tough.  You can walk away.  You can bitch and moan.  But there is not much else you can do…besides sign and close.

Right now, to make money in real estate investing in Kansas City you have to have two minds simultaneously.

  1. You must buy rental property that will rent, stay rented and provide healthy cash flow.
  2. You must buy property with “havestable equity.”

Cash Flow
Do you believe you can be “all in” on rental property that rents for about twice your investment?  (So to speak.)  I mean you can buy a house for $25,000 and then invest another $15,000 in repairs/updates and then rent for somewhere between $795 and $850.  And yes, vacancies are at or below 6%.

True enough these aren’t “A” neighborhoods, or even “B.”   But they are safe neighborhoods.

These homes are challenging and competitive to find.  But they exist.

All day long I can find you single family homes that you can be “all in” for about $60,000 – $65,000 and rents would still be about $795 to $850.

Harvestable Equity
My term.  Don’t google it.   🙂

Basically what I’m saying here is that your “all in” price is somewhere 15% or more south of the ARV.  In other words, you have value sitting there waiting to be harvested when you sell the house when the market improves.  Is that a year from now?  Two?  Ten?  I don’t know either.  But the harvestable equity I speak of is based on today’s comps.  I’ll show them to you when we are negotiating and you make your own judgements.

I Charge Extra
So there are no surprises you need to understand I have commission surcharges.  Every once in a while someone moans and groans that I add on a fee of $375.00 for each closing to whatever commission I earn.  Really?  I’m using my years of expertise to identify properties that will make you ~$300/mo cash flow and ~$25,000 to $50,000 in extra equity and you want to argue with me for making money?

It’s the only way I can make a decent living with houses that are selling for less than $90,000.   Just so we know, that’s the fee if we work together.

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